Ode to a Good Friend

My friends and I wrote this poem in undergrad. It still makes me laugh, after all these years. Savor these golden words.

Dear Friend;

You’re a fat, ugly, hated masochist.
Unloved by your family,
a stingy spendthrift.
You’re like a seacow with warts
you’re like damaged goods.
Go collect Social Security.

Also, PBS made this cool video about how Bronies are basically feminist.

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